Hey, Lilly? Could I talk to you? I've gotta be honest, I'm really having problems with-

[Recorded: Ah- Ah- ACHOOOOOO!!]

Oh boy... These animals are really getting to my allergies. I've tried avoiding them, but there's just so much fur sitting around. It's like sand at the beach, and no matter how hard you try you can't get it off.

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[A very loud recorded sneeze ( Read more... )

[Recorded- Someone's just a little tipsy]

It's New Year's and I'm still on the island... And I thought I wouldn't be, but I am HERE. I'm still here, baby...

[Singing]

Hast Du etwas Zeit für mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied fuer Dich
Von 99 Luftballons...!

Oh yeah! Guess who just finished writing a play?

EAT THAT, NERDS!

[Recorded idle singing]

Jingle bells, Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg...

...The journal's open, isn't it.

[A recorded sigh]

I got a job... I got a job, I got, a job...! I got a-

[A pause, and a faint recorded stomach grumble. The rest of the entry's recorded.]

...Uh oh.

[Another grumble, this time louder. Her voice gets somewhat pained towards the end.]
Ohhhh boy. ...I don't think that bread's agreeing with me...![The journal's thrown down for the moment as Liz ( Read more... )

Hey... Batman...

I just wanted to apologize for... trying to blackmail you? Yeah, that was bad.

Hey, is it normal for those restraints to bruise? Because it looks like I've got kind of a rash... forming on my hands? Is that normal?

...Sorry I sort of trashed the upstairs- Sirius, Lily, Lupin. And about... stealing Lupin's wand, I guess.

[The recorded sound of something metal scraping against something else- a knife. Or a fork. Or a hanger.]

ALRIGHT! Who did it? Which one of you did it? I know it was one of you... If I don't get my sandwich back by the end of the day, I'll punch this guy's face in until he's blue.

YOU'LL ALL BE BLUE!!!!

[Muttered in her sleep, somewhat slurry.]

No... Not the Quiznos... Not Cleveland... NO!

NOT THE IKEA! ANYTHING BUT THE IKEA!